Blood bag drink bags
When you can't be bothered to drink straight from the source, utilize these blood bag drink bags and sip with some class.
$8.99
0 savesMy last Fu#k is on fire!
Light your last fuck on fire and watch it go. This calming candle is the scented send-off for anyone officially done giving them.
$9.99
0 savesJason with a manchette saying hello
Next time you're stuck behind someone driving at Camp Crystal Lake speed, let Jason wave his machete hello. Guaranteed to make tailgating...
$19.95
0 savesYou Have Been Poisoned Glass
Nothing ruins a drink like a subtle threat at the bottom of the glass. Fill it, sip it, and watch your friends realize what they just fin...
$14.99
0 savesHungry T-Rex Car Decal
Give your fellow stick-figure-family drivers something to think about. This decal shows a T-Rex mid-meal, captioned with exactly how deli...
$4.99
2 savesDon’t Fuck Up The Table Wood Coasters
The nicest way to threaten your guests. Hand-etched from Baltic birch, these coasters protect your good furniture with a message nobody c...
$14.99
4 savesCome Back With A Warrant Doormat
You've watched enough crime shows to know your rights. This doormat lets local law enforcement know you're not a lawyer, but you did bing...
$27.99
3 savesPublic Toilet Survival Kit
For when nature calls somewhere you'd rather not answer. This kit arms you with everything you need to survive an unfamiliar public restr...
$8.19
6 savesBaby Up In This B*tch Car Decal
Same warning, more personality. This decal gets the point across to fellow drivers without the saccharine cursive, because your precious ...